Road Rules #4

Intense.  Sensory Overload.  No matter how you word it, this car is simply overwhelming!
-Sighted at the Smoky Mountains National Park

Yes, those are wine corks on the side of the car.

Yes, those are bald babies littering the dashboard.

I think they need one more bumper sticker.

Road Rules #4

When you're stuck on the highway, make some friends. Share the info you get and walk around.

Road Rules #3

If you tow cars for a living,
turn your job into a game.

Road Rules II

Rule 2: Check your spelling or risk looking like an idiot.

Road Rules #1: Hot dogs are for eating, not driving. Even if your name is Oscar.